INCANDESCENT AND SCINTILLATING!!

[fiarra]

The internets are being amusing tonight.

First: Let's Bible!!
We were trying to figure out what Mary Magdalene would translate to in this comic. I think we decided she's be a crazy ganguro girl. Or possibly a gyaru. I'm still lol'ing.

Second: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
aka. published fanfiction. Crappy fanfiction. There was an entry on ONTD about how people compare Meyer to JK Rowling and such. The comments.. pure gold. Someone did a search of a .pdf of Twilight of "beautiful". 36 instances in 260 pages. Most of them were all on the same handful of pages. ADJECTIVES EVERYWHERE.
http://i30.tinypic.com/o8ck1z.png
I tried to read the first paragraph outloud for effect. By the time I got to the part about the "incandescent chest, scintillating arms bare", I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

*dies a little inside*

Comments

[megganisms.livejournal.com]

Ah! I misunderstood then. I never really analyzed the sentence structure or anything as I was reading it. Mostly because I was looking for something interesting to do (i was in upstate new york where there is nothing going on) and probably was more desperate for something to read than something that was really good. Rabid fangirl in me rose up at your saying it read like a bad fic. Clearly, it's probably true. But if there's nothing going on, better bad fic than no fic at all. :/