INCANDESCENT AND SCINTILLATING!!

[fiarra]

The internets are being amusing tonight.

First: Let's Bible!!
We were trying to figure out what Mary Magdalene would translate to in this comic. I think we decided she's be a crazy ganguro girl. Or possibly a gyaru. I'm still lol'ing.

Second: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
aka. published fanfiction. Crappy fanfiction. There was an entry on ONTD about how people compare Meyer to JK Rowling and such. The comments.. pure gold. Someone did a search of a .pdf of Twilight of "beautiful". 36 instances in 260 pages. Most of them were all on the same handful of pages. ADJECTIVES EVERYWHERE.
http://i30.tinypic.com/o8ck1z.png
I tried to read the first paragraph outloud for effect. By the time I got to the part about the "incandescent chest, scintillating arms bare", I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

*dies a little inside*

Comments

[thedreademperor.livejournal.com]

ADVERBS EVERYWHERE!! *coughhack* get out... while you still can... it's too late for me...

[megganisms.livejournal.com]

Actually, Twilight's a fun read! >> it doesn't start out "incandescent chest, scintillating arms bare" that's like...the 2nd or 3rd book...O.o Someone's takin some stuff outta context!!! I won't disagree that it's like fanfiction, but at least it's not as crappy as thy make it sound. And that page? yeah, that's when they go to this meadow and Edward shows Bella what vampires do in the sun (They glitter!) so yeah, that's what that whole passage is about... :D

[milkteamilk.livejournal.com]

'mona lisa awakening' and that whole series by a woman simply named sunny is likewise horrible. Look for some reviews.