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INCANDESCENT AND SCINTILLATING!!
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:53 amThe internets are being amusing tonight.
First: Let's Bible!!
We were trying to figure out what Mary Magdalene would translate to in this comic. I think we decided she's be a crazy ganguro girl. Or possibly a gyaru. I'm still lol'ing.
Second: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
aka. published fanfiction. Crappy fanfiction. There was an entry on ONTD about how people compare Meyer to JK Rowling and such. The comments.. pure gold. Someone did a search of a .pdf of Twilight of "beautiful". 36 instances in 260 pages. Most of them were all on the same handful of pages. ADJECTIVES EVERYWHERE.
http://i30.tinypic.com/o8ck1z.png
I tried to read the first paragraph outloud for effect. By the time I got to the part about the "incandescent chest, scintillating arms bare", I was laughing so hard I was in tears.
*dies a little inside*
First: Let's Bible!!
We were trying to figure out what Mary Magdalene would translate to in this comic. I think we decided she's be a crazy ganguro girl. Or possibly a gyaru. I'm still lol'ing.
Second: Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
aka. published fanfiction. Crappy fanfiction. There was an entry on ONTD about how people compare Meyer to JK Rowling and such. The comments.. pure gold. Someone did a search of a .pdf of Twilight of "beautiful". 36 instances in 260 pages. Most of them were all on the same handful of pages. ADJECTIVES EVERYWHERE.
http://i30.tinypic.com/o8ck1z.png
I tried to read the first paragraph outloud for effect. By the time I got to the part about the "incandescent chest, scintillating arms bare", I was laughing so hard I was in tears.
*dies a little inside*
