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jesus christ it's a lion, GET IN THE CAR
Hahahaha... I was totally going to make a real post last night, but then I spent an hour uploading pictures to photobucket and making a caps-filled picspam. ilu fandom, really. <3 You make my life so much more entertaining.
Ah where do I even start, this is going to turn into a mushed up topic post I think.
First: Today's I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNETS
Exhibit 1:
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POKEMON SKIT EVER. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP IT IN MY EYES
Exhibit 2:
http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html
Awesome-ly terrifying prose! Two pages of metaphorical character description that is supposed to be appealling but really just.. missed the mark. If you scroll into the comments, there are links to actual attempts at physical depiction and the results are terrifying. It basically made me lol for a good 10 minutes when I got the link.
So... what have I been up to?
Last night Phil was like, let's hang out. So Susana, him and I all went for pizza followed by STAR TREK. I'd been waiting till I could go with my dad since he's a closet fan (he totally gets the DVDs and then watches them alone at night in the basement). But with work he was like, I dunno when we can go. Ahh it was good! I mean, I only have a marginal sense of the fandom and the main characters... but even with just that I was proud that I recognized the major players. Plus y'know.. space is pretty. So now I need to make sure I still take my dad because I think he will really enjoy it.
Today was just work.. and OH BOY. Apparently we have a new system for the front desk and it makes... zero sense. Instead of having someone to greet and take names, we are supposed to stand *in front* of the desk and just ~know~ where the available tables are. Naturally this is only when we are not on a wait.. but it is just so disorganized. And I feel bad cuz we can't balance the tables out for the servers if we don't have access to the computer screen. I'm pretty sure we're all hoping that if it ends up failing a lot, then they will say that we should go back to the other way. Silly work always having to try and change things.
I would say more, but my stomach just went "Hi there crazy person who hasn't eaten anything all day. FEED ME". I should ptobably listen to it.
Ah where do I even start, this is going to turn into a mushed up topic post I think.
First: Today's I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNETS
Exhibit 1:
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POKEMON SKIT EVER. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP IT IN MY EYES
Exhibit 2:
http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html
Awesome-ly terrifying prose! Two pages of metaphorical character description that is supposed to be appealling but really just.. missed the mark. If you scroll into the comments, there are links to actual attempts at physical depiction and the results are terrifying. It basically made me lol for a good 10 minutes when I got the link.
So... what have I been up to?
Last night Phil was like, let's hang out. So Susana, him and I all went for pizza followed by STAR TREK. I'd been waiting till I could go with my dad since he's a closet fan (he totally gets the DVDs and then watches them alone at night in the basement). But with work he was like, I dunno when we can go. Ahh it was good! I mean, I only have a marginal sense of the fandom and the main characters... but even with just that I was proud that I recognized the major players. Plus y'know.. space is pretty. So now I need to make sure I still take my dad because I think he will really enjoy it.
Today was just work.. and OH BOY. Apparently we have a new system for the front desk and it makes... zero sense. Instead of having someone to greet and take names, we are supposed to stand *in front* of the desk and just ~know~ where the available tables are. Naturally this is only when we are not on a wait.. but it is just so disorganized. And I feel bad cuz we can't balance the tables out for the servers if we don't have access to the computer screen. I'm pretty sure we're all hoping that if it ends up failing a lot, then they will say that we should go back to the other way. Silly work always having to try and change things.
I would say more, but my stomach just went "Hi there crazy person who hasn't eaten anything all day. FEED ME". I should ptobably listen to it.
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To quote the ever magical and amazing Bradley James, "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??" lol God, now I have a mental image of the guy SNIFFING HIS GIRL'S FACE. XDD Thanks for the link, darling!
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betterworse when he starts in on the guy's "phallus". XDD omg, I love purple prose leik whoa.no subject
I didn't even look at those other pages. Ooooh my god. *sits and rofls for a while*
And in the end, the thing that cracks me up the most is.. THE GUY'S NAME IS SPIKENARD. WTF KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!
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