Oh the conversations i have with people...
Jacob: *getting ready for his walk*
Me: !!
Me: bad you
Jacob: :-P
Jacob: bored me
Jacob: insomniac me
Me: *shakes head*
Me: just... dont go climbing any trees
Jacob: y not?
Me: cuz
Me: i said so
Jacob: lol
Me: the mongoose will eat you
Jacob: MONGOOSE!
Me: can i be a mongoose?
Jacob: u want to eat me?
Me: ...
Jacob: woah*
Me: ...
Me: hifdosh;is
Jacob: that came out wrong
Jacob: lol
Me: NO SHIT
Me: ._.
Note: The mongoose is a reference to Gir from Invader Zim. It's not totally random.
Sometimes just.... dear God...

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