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Carolina ([personal profile] fiarra) wrote2008-09-11 02:20 pm

Dear Drivers of the UCONN Health Center,

I am writing this letter today to ask you to LEARN HOW TO PARK YOUR CARS!!! Those white lines painted on the road are there for a reason. You put your car *between* them. This does not mean that you put a third of your car on one side of the time and the rest on the other side. And when there are no lines, you have common sense for a reason. Don't leave 3/4 of a car width between you and the car next to you. No one can park in that small space. And when you're parallel parking, you don't need 3/4 of a car length in front of you. Likewise... don't try and leave about 3 inches between the rear of that car and the front of yours.

Ugh.

Angrily yours,
Lina

[identity profile] split-film.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Whatsyourface,

I do what I want. The lines are for losers, duh.


Up your Ass,
Bad Parkers