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Carolina ([personal profile] fiarra) wrote2003-12-02 09:54 pm

Letters to the world

I like this letter thing very much and I now present my sad sorry imitation...

Dear Registar,
Why do you make me fill out all this paperwork? I just want one more credit added to my limit. Can't you just do that for me without having to hunt down my advisor and the dean of students just for one credit? This had better be worth it.
Sincerely, Carolina

Dear weather,
Why are you making it so windy and cold? Can you please wait for a week and a half when I am home. It is no fun nearly falling down the stairs because of the wind. So please make it warmer around here. Thank you.
~Carolina

Dear finals,
Could you please just go away or take yourselves for me? Please? That or just don't be next week so I can study more. That is all I can say.
Desperately yours,
Carolina

Dear parents,
Why are you so mean? All I ask is that you buy me PotC DVD. And then possibly drive up here and give it to me? Ok, that is a bit much. Also, can you please try and understand that I really can't be calling home all the time to talk to you. I know you hate it, but I can't be bothered anymore. I don't live there anymore. I live here, at college. It doesn't mean I don't love you, it means I am too busy doing stuff here. That is all.
Frustrated,
Carolina

Dear quizilla,
Why are you so wonderful and distracting? I love you for this.
Elvish
Elvish


To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
brought to you by Quizilla
Squeeing,
Carolina

Dear society,
Why are you so annoying? Please go away.
Pissed off,
Carolina

Dear Livejournal,
Why do you do this. You taunt me. You distract me. You never let me do my work. I love you.
Blissfully,
Carolina

Dear Cassie Claire,
How on earth did you write The Very Secret Diaries so well? I fall before you to fangirl. Ok, enough of that. Now, please tell me where I can get tickets to Silmarillion: The Musical. (no not the naked legolas version) Thank you.
Fangirling,
Carolina

Dear math homework,
Why aren't you finishing yourself as I sit here and write letters? *sticks out tongue*
Annoyed,
Carolina

Ok, I think I'm done now. That was fun. I like this idea! Later!