I almost bit through my lip trying to muffle my laughter. (I had tears rolling down my cheeks before I managed to get my control back. Got quite a few funny looks from the other patrons (though not from the women I was laughing at, thank god).
My baby sister is absolutely fanatical about Twilight. (Oh, actually, MORE STORY TIME! She and one of her friends, for Halloween last year, decided to both go as Bella. My sister was mortal!Bella and her friend was vamp!Bella. They were "fighting" over Edward, and my sister said, "He bit my pillow first!" I was driving, and I had to pull over, I was laughing so hard. Then I had to explain to her what "pillow biter" meant. XDD) I got all hyped about the books when I read them, but then afterwards, I looked back and thought, 'What was I THINKING?? Thank god I didn't spend the money to actually BUY those things.' I went to see the film with my sister and parents, and afterwards I said something about James and Edward having more on-screen chemistry than Edward and Bella, and she TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT. I thought she was going to stab me with her fork.
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My baby sister is absolutely fanatical about Twilight. (Oh, actually, MORE STORY TIME! She and one of her friends, for Halloween last year, decided to both go as Bella. My sister was mortal!Bella and her friend was vamp!Bella. They were "fighting" over Edward, and my sister said, "He bit my pillow first!" I was driving, and I had to pull over, I was laughing so hard. Then I had to explain to her what "pillow biter" meant. XDD) I got all hyped about the books when I read them, but then afterwards, I looked back and thought, 'What was I THINKING?? Thank god I didn't spend the money to actually BUY those things.' I went to see the film with my sister and parents, and afterwards I said something about James and Edward having more on-screen chemistry than Edward and Bella, and she TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT. I thought she was going to stab me with her fork.